I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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