He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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