She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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