I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Alive.
So much puke
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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