Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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