How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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