HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
the raccoons are back...
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