Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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