i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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