Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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