Already got asked if we're dating
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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