is your mom at the bar?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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