Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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