it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I need to align my fucking chakras
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