windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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