Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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