She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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