I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I need water and some morals
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I forget how to act sober
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