good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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