So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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