I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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