I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
im holly from the hills drunk
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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