hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
fuck your aforementioned shoe
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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