You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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