i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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