I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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