do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
whose ass print is on the piano?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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