I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
People in love make me want to vomit
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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