One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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