Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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