apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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