hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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