My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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