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Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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