Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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