My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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