I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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