i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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