My brain says no but my pants say off.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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