quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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