so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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