just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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