who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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