he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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