well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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