i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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