Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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