Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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