How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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