i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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